Editorial: Democracy is under threat

Whilst the world stands on a precipice of uncertainty my Bazake Media co-founders have decided to stab me in the back.

Oliver Laughdugry

3 min read

What I’ve learned from being hoaxed into an interview with a fake Zelenskyy

The celebrated food critic, Alden Juan-Cragg, warns fellow journalists on the scourge of fake Zelenskyys seeking interviews.

Aulden Juan-Cragg

3 min read

World Gone Bongo: Putin’s Sicko Bot Called Me a C*NT

In today's World Gone Bongo column, Andy takes the vicious army of Putin-bots to task.

Andrew Churnwell

2 min read

No, there’s nothing strange about the brightest and best celebrating Christmas together. As I recall, that’s very much the meaning of Christmas.

BAZAKE'S resident enfant terrible talks Christmas parties and boisterous badinage

Aulden Juan-Cragg

3 min read

I’m the last person you would describe as a feminist - but even I’m apalled by the hard left’s attempt to erase women

BAZAKE'S very own controversialist food critic takes a peak into women's bathrooms, and he doesn't like what he sees.

Aulden Juan-Cragg

4 min read

Was Britain’s wokest binman to blame for the Russian invasion of Ukraine?

BAZAKE Media's resident Ukraine expert, Simon Hedges, investigates the festering "wokeness" in western society which led to Putin's invasion of Ukraine.

Simon Hedges

2 min read

Food critics - The unacknowledged victims of nuclear war?

The acclaimed food critic Aulden Juan-Cragg makes his BAZAKE debut with a blistering defence of restaurant criticism in the face of Russian aggression.

Aulden Juan-Cragg

2 min read

World Gone Bongo: Why the Left Loves Big Prat Putin

In today's World Gone Bongo column, Andy pleads with the left to grow up and condemn the big "prat" Vladimir Putin.

Andrew Churnwell

2 min read

Life in the War Zone

Our resident military expert, Simon Hedges, files a special report from the war zone.

Simon Hedges

4 min read

Underbelly Britain: Kelvin Undercover

Our intrepid editor, Kelvin Knox, travels to the post-industrial north to see for himself the devastation that years of neglect and underfunding has caused. What he found was something far uglier than he bargained for.

Kelvin Knox

9 min read

World Gone Bongo: Grift or Not, Captain Tom Rocked My World

Our resident Captain Tom expert, Andy Churnwell, explains why Captain Tom mania was an arousing phenomenon.

Andrew Churnwell

2 min read

World Gone Bongo: Housing Crisis? The Under 50s Simply Can’t Budget

In today's World Gone Bongo column, Andy calls on millennials to cancel their expensive BritBox subscriptions if they want to become homeowners.

Andrew Churnwell

2 min read

In Defence of Kurt Zouma: How animal cruelty is an inevitable byproduct of the modern turbo-motivated sportsman

Taff Goose, manager of non-league Streatham Rovers Football Club, gives us an insight into elite sport's sometimes controversial relationship with animals.

Taff Goose

2 min read

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Lessons From The Master

Dr Rob Zands provides an insight into his steps to becoming an influencer.

Dr Robert Zands

2 min read