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Oliver Laughdugry

I didn't cut my toenails for a year. Curiously, it taught me a lot about the Labour party.

Jayne Carvorda

My grandchildren want something called a Nintendo Switch. I genuinely have no idea what that is.

Ted Cholmondeley

Life can be tough when you went to a cheaper public school than your peers. That's why I consider myself proletarian.

Ralph Daboussier

I had an incredible epiphany about the future of London whilst out in the Wild West of the Chiswick school run.

Derwyn Baughan-Wright

I did a spot of DIY in the spare bedroom last week and made a startling discovery. Watching paint dry is quite interesting.

Orphelia Whaley

Artemis Living's new collection is a godsend for those of us well-educated enough to still work from home.

Simon Hedges

I didn't cut my toenails for a year. Curiously, it taught me a lot about the Labour party.

Jayne Carvorda